The Dalius Mobile

The Dalius Mobile is a metal death machine used to transport meme cargo from point A to point B. It has generally not favored well with Team Dalor due to its goatish smell and high concentration of wet memes, though it does come equipped with a sound system consisting of several submarine dogs. The wheels on the sides can protrude spikes (yikes) which can puncture holes in competing automobiles. The Dalius Mobile also consists of an elaborate network of tunnels and dens under the seats which house all of the discarded bullshit thrown away by the group. Legend has it that a monster lurks there somewhere, but Dalius Mobile security cameras have not picked anything up as of the year 2083.

This page is now the official memorial for the late Dalius Mobile. Last summer, the 3013 Fia Korte was welcomed into the hearts of the memers very dearly as the team finally had a mode of transportation that wasn't a mom machine or something like that. Over the summer of 2016, the Dalius Mobile became home to many memories both good and bad; it had survived a brutal attack by the ATV Nazi, played many loud songs including Pas Gedal, took Team Dalor to the far reaches of outer space, and dropped each memer off at home when the day was done. Dal may have had to actually put the key in the door instead of pressing a button to unlock it but nevertheless, he loved the Dalius Mobile immensely and captained it with pride. The rest of Team Dalor feels no differently.

You can share your Dalius Mobile memories below by editing the page and writing what you like. You may choose whether to sign your name after the memory or keep it anonymous.

"I liked the time when we drove in it." -Literally The Best Person Ever