Pat Scat Clit Pork

Pat Scat Clit Pork is a North Korean Dictator and enemy of Team Dalor. He is known for his relentless efforts to suppress memeism and for being the head of the Bad Guy Side in the Meme War.

Birth
Clit Pork emerged from Midnight Justine's vagina, though his birthday is unknown. Using cheat codes, he was able to skip his childhood and go directly to adulthood where he holds the position of Great Dictator Leader of Punchable Face Pool.

Rise to Power
Though he currently keeps the government of Punchable Face Pool exclusively Communist, he was elected democratically by a team of naked Greeks and was so pleased that he curled into a ball and rolled home to strangle his only lamp to death. Though he was not initially popular, his campaign adopted a policy of saying "Hey, _____, how ya doin'?" to anyone passing by, thus dramatically boosting his support.

Position as Great Dictator Leader
Pat Scat Clit Pork is the Great Dictator Leader of Punchable Face Pool and holds meme-oppression as his top priority. A group of very cool rebels, Team Dalor, is currently waging a Meme War against him and is also backed by memers across the world. They have so far found advantage in crawling through air ducts to ambush Clit Pork's evil minions. Several assassination attempts have been made on him by Dal, Patrick, and Gus, but all were unsuccessful as he can smell eggs and dildos from a mile away.