Marius

Marius Klovax is the brother of Dal twice surgically removed. He aids Team Dalor in their quest to defeat Pat Scat Clit Pork on occasion but does not enjoy doing so.

Biography
Marius was invented by 2002 in the year Dal. Growing up, his favorite band was Scottish rock band AC/DC; he now enjoys the music of Christian rock band AD/BC. Marius grew up in reverse, becoming less mature as he got bigger. This phenomenon is known as gravity.

Halloween
Marius accompanied Dal, Fiona, Justine, and Patar in the quest to earn sweet, razor-blade candy from old folks close to death. He moved from Point A to Point B by exploiting a strategy known as bike-hobbling; his nimble legs were able to perform this method effectively and the rockets on the back of his bike provided thrust for extra speed. A minor incident occurred which Marius explained as "the abode upon which we've only just recently encountered", or "the same crib we just hit up".

Hate speech
The ally of Team Dalor is known for his hatred of Chinese kids and nartards. On several occasions, he has been banned from speaking in public due to his rampant racism and quickness to tell his mother to "shut the heck up".

Sportsball
Marius is an avid sportsball player as he plays every sport known to the American Bald Eagle. He specializes in baseball, football, basketball, basefootball, basketfaceball, footfaceball, curling, hockeyball, and ball.

Quotes
"Yo, this is the same crib we just hit up."

"What a nartard."

"Shut the heck up."

"Where even is u cousin"

"U better answer my texts u bubba gum dumb dumb"