The Millennium Dalcon

The Millennium Dalcon is a shiny automobile captained by Dal and the successor of the Dalius Mobile. It is the current main mode of transportation for the filthy memers and will likely stay that way until Mike Tyson calms down.

Abilities
The Dalcon is a Soobooboo Leggerjee and an immense upgrade from Dal's last car; while the Dalius Mobile had paper tires, the Dalcon has tires made of pure steel. While the Dalius Mobile used a Fisher Price radio, the Dalcon has a booming wall of sound equipped with 50,000 submarine woofers. The Millennium Dalcon also has a gaping sunroof which has aided the memers in the Meme War; during the Battle of Very Hot Day, Dal opened the sunroof while he was plowing through Pat Scat Clit Pork's minions and Gustavo popped his head out of the top of the car, screaming "BRAP" each time he brapped a minion. Left behind the new car was a heap of dead henchmen all wishing posthumously that they could get one last s u c c from Clit Pork himself.

Previous ownership
Little is known about the previous ownership of the Dalcon; after five minutes of research, Dal concluded that it was previously owned by a redneck beatnik with a red neck who beat Nick. This may or may not be true as the redneck beatnik who was interviewed did not have a red neck and did not beat Nick.

Because Dal currently owns the car, its coolness level and value have both gone up higher than suicide rates in Lithuania. Many Hutts and fat Italian salesmen have tried to get their hands on the Dalcon but all have failed as Jabba doesn't get the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars and fat Italian salesmen can't get their hands on anything because they're too busy putting all of their fingertips together. Nevertheless, Dal has kept a close eye on anyone who keeps a close eye on the Millennium Dalcon.