Deliana

Deliana is a disease-ridden vegan whose homeland is unknown. She is a popular figure in Poland due to her veganism and has cult followings in many small Polish villages. On August -8th, 161616, she was speared in the head by a Native American with avoidant personality disorder.

Childhood
As a baby, Deliana's sister, Fiona, refused to pick her up and regularly made faces of disgust when the offer was proposed. As a result, Deliana developed a crippling mental disorder known as veganism; she has so far saved zero animals. Fiona attempted to bring her to therapy to treat this disorder, but this proved ineffective as the therapist was a pescetarian.

Involvement in hard drugs
Deliana became interested in hard drugs such as LSD, krokodil, and ketchup when she was introduced to them by a nihilist polar bear. Her addiction to ketchup was the worst of the three and, when it worsened, she began stealing from her family and friends in order to buy it. The vegan quit her job so she could spend more time drinking it and, as a result, was fired from her job; several months later she kicked the habit by switching to mustard.

Adulthood
Deliana is not an adult yet.

Quotes
"Check out this new vegan recipe!"

"I love saving animals!"

"I made soup!"

"How am I supposed to do makeup for like fifty people?"

"I'm a clock!"

"There's an old saying in Texas that says 'fool me once, shame on you'; fool me, you can't get fooled again."