S u c c s h a r c c

The  s u c c s h a r c c   is a sexy sea beast native to the sea which is kept as a pet by Dal. Due to the fact that the Dalius Boat was hijacked by attention-seeking Somali Pirates, the  s u c c s h a r c c   is now Team Dalor's main mode of marine transportation.

Purchase
Dal purchased the  s u c c s h a r c c   from a group of legless hippies at the Legless Hippie Fest, though it is unknown why he attended this event in the first place. Dal was drawn to the fish when it gave him the puppy dog eyes, though these puppy dog eyes were ripped from a puppy dog prematurely and had no time to become ripe. Without reluctance, Dal took the  s u c c s h a r c c   home and raised it to kill bugs and whatnot.

Powers and abilities
The  s u c c s h a r c c   can shoot the fucking lasers out of its eyes. It can also reach speeds of 10 bajillion hours per mile and jump as high as 10 katrillion feet (DISCLAIMER: Team Dalor does not condone foot fetishes). Additionally, it possesses the ability to make everyone laugh hard enough so that their intestines become self-aware and slither out of their mouths.The  s u c c s h a r c   also has a built-in toaster. Wow, high-tech!

Notable accomplishments
The  s u c c s h a r c c   was involved in the assassination of Mr. Robot Guy. Dal threw it at him and it chewed his head off.