Peter

Peter Dermfish is a gaylord native to the planet Alaska. He's well-known in his homeland for his gross obsession with the phrase "suh dude" and for being the best at the sport of drumfucking. He has nearly been killed by Dal at least twice in the past minute.

Spawning
Peter spawned in the middle of the map and was spawnkilled by a tribe of chubby Reddit users who didn't like his new-age haircut. Upon spawning a second time, they spared his life but he was later kidnapped and brutally cut open by a Jamaican with only one leg named Wunny. President Truckball has been trying tirelessly to have Wunny executed.

Interests
Excelling at the sport of drumfucking, Peter has won many awards for his sweaty endeavors in the craft. The act of drumfucking begins when the player seduces a large bass drum, rubs the circumference until it warms up, then proceeds to fuck it. If a hole is torn on the first try, the gods above reward the player with microwavable cotton candy and lots of cool magnets. Dermfish himself has won at least eight.

Role in Team Dalor
Dermfish's role in Team Dalor is loosely defined as he has not yet stated his asl. (Hurry up with that, Peter.) He does, however, make decent efforts in the Meme War to suppress Pat Scat Clit Pork's forces; many tiny armadillo children credit Peter for saving them from Clit Pork's crooked North Korean wang.

Peter has made several generous donations to charity. Yesterday, he donated 12,000 meme bucks to the charity that helps out kids who play Minecraft.

Quotes
"yas queen"

"suh dude"

"Yeah I'm a drumfucker... it's no big deal..."