ATV Nazi

The ATV Nazi is a douchebag and attempted murderer of Dal and friends native to Cranky Sack. He regularly patrols the beaches of Cranky Sack looking for memers with two-wheel drive to fuck and eat. He is best known in Team Dalor for pulling a dangerously close call when he questioned Dal about the state of his tire pressure.

Creation theory
The ATV Nazi is a cyborg and runs on Triple A batteries, which is ironic because he probably should be working for Triple A. He was created by Cis-scum Inc. to destroy cisgender people with high tire pressure.

Incident
The incident occurred on the 45th of Blarg, or September 11th, 2001, in earth years. Dal braced his mobile to fuck Cranky Neck beach but was approached by the ATV Nazi who took note of his full, fresh tires. Gustavo screamed, "Dude, cop!" and Dal smashed his window with his elbow. The ATV Nazi tossed half of his body into the car and began to inquire, "What the fuck are you memer trash bags doing?" Dal promptly responded by indicating that he merely had to lower the PSI in his tires in order to cruise on the beach. The ATV Nazi, now visibly frustrated, said, "For what?". This resulted in an endless conversation loop which tore a hole in time and space and did not lower Dal's tire pressure; the loop was broken when Klovax admitted, "I don't know, I've never done this before," which gave the ATV Nazi a murderous case of explosive diarrhea. It was contagious as Pat and Gus shat themselves as well. Feeling frightened, Dal took off not realizing that the ATV Nazi was still halfway in the vehicle. He let out a scream which sounded remarkably like bad dubstep and threatened to rape everyone in the car. Ryan grabbed the Nazi with his Pedro-stache and began to strangle him, but the Nazi sliced the hair with his douchy aviators. Dan preached the Torah to him which rendered him unable to process information, but he managed to wiggle the rest of his nimble cop body into the Dalius Mobile. The scuffle made its way into the catacombs under the seats where Gus assumed direct control of him and lowered the PSI in his legs from the inside, thus rendering him unable to walk. Dal duct-taped headphones to his ass while Patrick forced him to listen to Electric Avenue for nine hours. The ATV Nazi shriveled up into a log which was then used in the fire.

Conspiracy theories
Many argue that the ATV Nazi is still alive, but these claims currently have no evidence other than Bong Lemon saying, "I saw him, man! He was at the head of the gay parade wearing rainbow shorts!". Team Dalor is currently investigating this claim.

Quotes
"For what?"

"Why?"

" [dubstep growl] "

"I'm going to rape every single one of you for decades and decades and decades!"

"You can't go onto the beach without four-wheel drive."