Sylus

Sylus is a mongoloid and Subaru model produced by North Korean dictator Pat Scat Clit Pork. He is best known for being a filthy Asian slimeball that listens to K-Pop (Kill Me Pop).

Birth
Sylus was born in Pyongyang, North Korea. As he crawled out of the womb, it was commonly noted that he looked just like his mother. And his father. And his brothers and sisters, and his neighbors, and his co-workers, and the milk man. The mongoloid managed to escape Pyongyang by diverting Pat Scat Clit Pork's attention with a bowl of poh fry ry; Sylus tossed it into China and the dictator shouted, "I EAT IT" as Sylus slipped across the border while he was busy. Asians are conniving and sneaky, aren't they?

Abilities
Team Dalor greatly values Sylus as he possesses many strengths and nifty powers due to his Asian heritage. He has the ability to see through walls and into the near future with his squinty eyes and shield the memers from anti-meme slushballs with his Korean bowl cut. He is also widely known for breaking out into K-Pop ballads whenever a bank teller kills himself; this has pissed off several gooey banana slugs. Sylus can also shoot clusters of rice out of his hands; this act was performed in the Battle of the Shitty Pipe Hallway when Sylus blasted Pat Scat Clit Pork's advancing forces. The hallway itself was flooded with rice and the pipes in the walls, so full of Asian cuisine, burst open and thus the hallways were closed. The termination of these hallways fucked up a lot of schedules. Let's not let that happen again.

Role in the Gay Tribe
Sylus has played a major role in the Gay Tribe as he supplies the subgroup with K-Pop and rice. On April -6th, 7102, Max confronted Sylus at his home and said, "Who are you voting for in the coming election for President of the Gay Tribe"? Sylus responded with "your weenis" and then karate-chopped him in the middle knee.

Quotes (translated into Engrish)
Wai yu so tan?

(Did you go to the beach?)

Ai bang mai fu kin nee.

(I've bumped into a coffee table.)

Dum fuk.

(You stupid man.)

Chin tu fat.

(I think you need a facelift.)

Fa kin su pa!

(That's great!)