Hunter

Hunter is a greasy Floridian timelord native to grease, Florida, and timelord. Many of his feats go unnoticed because he covers them with socks; his jokes, however, are highly toxic and can induce asthma, difficulty breathing, respiratory trouble, a hard time ingesting oxygen, and osteoporosis.

Biography
Hunter was born in Florida and continues to dress as if he still lives there. When he turned 86, wings clawed their way out of his back and he flew to Massachusetts to be recruited into the ranks of Team Dalor. He failed training because his hair regularly got caught in the barbed wire, but he was later told that he could "still sell t-shirts". In modern days, Hunter sells t-shirts.

Trampoline Cannon
Hunter acts as a cannonball for the trampoline cannon - an effective weapon in the Meme War. Each time he's catapulted, a shrill "WHOAAAAAA" can be heard in the distance. The resulting explosion is said to be ten times the sun minus fifty terminally ill kangaroo babies.

Death
Regular warnings from his parents stressed that Hunter would "become a meth addict" if he ever set foot on Main Street. He ignored these warnings, however, and walked into Hyannis aiming to venture down the heavily-populated road; he was declared dead twice on the same day at approximately 1:72 PM. He had died on impact the second he entered Main Street.

Legacy
Being a favorite among the followers of Team Dalor, t-shirts were ironically made after his death; they featured a monochrome portrayal of his face with "JUSTICE FOR HUNTRON" printed below in Comic Sans. They did not sell. As a result of the Justice for Huntron Movement, however, Main Street was exploded the next day. The blame was inaccurately pinned on ICETHIS.

Quotes
"WHOOAAAAAAAAA"

"I'm gonna touch ya."

"OH HO HO HO"

"I don't care what you say, Mom. Main Street needs me."

"Sup, Dalius?"