Amber's Orange Castle

Amber's Orange Castle is an orange castle located in the faraway lands of Foulmath, Mitosis, on the intersection of Donut Road and Creepy Church Boulevard. It is inhabited by Amber and her pet dragon Nikrs.

Construction
Amber's castle was built by a team of approximately 76 unhappy Egyptians. Construction began on the first Tuesday morning of 2004 when the first star had appeared in the sky; such a tradition was followed according to Amber's religion. The basement was built first but was written off in the contract as invisible - by law, humans may not enter or look at the basement. The dungeon, located at the far right of the house, contains several paintings, musical instruments, and strange clothes. It is also the home of Amber's two war hogs, Gus and Casper, as well as her dragon, Nikrs. The kitchen, which took approximately eight years to build, gets progressively smaller every time someone enters it. The Egyptians are currently building a new section of the castle but refuse to give away any information. This section is currently known only as "Mom Room".

Special features
Most notably, the castle is equipped with several anti-aircraft guns on the roof and in the front yard. The town of Foulmath has protested this as most people who drive by are blown away by mortars.

The castle is equipped with an ultra heavy pillow meant to be used for battle. Most people who see this pillow die immediately after as the pillow is heavy enough to break necks, but most claim that the pillow is blue and oddly-shaped.

The castle is equipped with a television set.

The upper level of the castle is inhabited by a strange entity known only as "Debbie".