Amber

Amber is an intergalactic hippie, dragon-tamer, and former owner of a certain Orange Castle. During the Meme Wars, she provided shelter to the Memers in the form of underwater bunkers and Peruvian police officers.

Early life
Amber, whose name derives from the month of Decamber, was born in Denver, Colorado, United States, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol, Milky Way in the year 1982. In her young age, she reportedly trained gorillas to ride horses and wrote about it in ancient texts. These texts have yet to be uncovered, but are allegedly buried across the street from where you are right now.

At the age of 3.14159265, Amber discovered a dragon and named it "Nikrs" after the highly offensive racial slur. Nikrs was aggressive at first but soon began mimicking the behavior of parrots, dogs, cats, refrigerators, and Conan O'Brien.

Career as a sand-farmer
The year 191919 was markedly difficult for agriculture and after the Great Sand Plague of 2021, sand-farming was the only viable alternative to guinea pig farming. Amber took up raising sand at the age of W; she began pioneering different ways to build it into castles, destroy it completely, and change its color. The town of Amberstan, then called "Sand Land", followed these techniques and thus changed its name in her honor.

Fun facts
Amber still trains Nikrs to this day.

Amber's war pigs, Gus and Casper, broke loose recently and devoured the state of Rhode Island. This was not her fault.

Amber has no parents or siblings.

Quotes
Amber does not speak English. Her quotes can be heard here.