Eliot

Eliot, also known as Toilet, Bitch Boy, Hirohito, Mr. Melty Munch, and Fat Camp, is a Japanegro from Japafrica. He's best known for contributing nothing to Team Dalor aside from weird facial hair and fisting threats.

Birth
Eliot was born from a pile of dead fish. His mother, a kawaii version of Ellen Degeneres, prayed for revelation over the pile but instead was gifted with a stack of jelly-filled doughnuts with peanutbutter inside instead of jelly. This stack was named Eliot, though she soon realized that other children would call him Toilet and removed one T. Children still called him Toilet.

Childhood
Eliot's childhood was ruined approximately two seconds after it started when his father, an Irish Reddit user, was pressured into fisting him by his Club Penguin friends who had organized into a Fascist mob. The Japanegro underwent years of therapy; just as his last session was about to conclude, his therapist admitted to joining the Fascist mob and then fisted him twice as hard. Eliot now has the compulsive urge to beg for people to fist him.

Death at the hands of Hundo
The Japanegro began to decay gradually after his addiction to video games started. The boy, attempting to enter the anal fisting room, tried to open a door. Hundo, in an effort to destroy his obsession with anal fisting, closed the door. Eliot opened it once again only to see that Hundo had shut it on him once more. This process repeated approximately 86,357 times and took up about 30 minutes of everyone's lives. The cycle ended when Hundo, immensely frustrated at his competitor, channeled his inner Angry Cannon Monster and vowed to kill Eliot. He called forth the Hundo cannon and slipped inside, shouting "SUCK CHODE" as he lit the cannon and was fired through the air into Eliot's stomach. Upon impact, Eliot turned into a door and was busted open; he screamed intensely with his door mouth. Hundo then made a loop back and stopped mid-air above the broken Japanese door. He screamed, "Commence landing", and then whipped down onto the pile of splintered wood at approximately 186mph. Eliot screamed more intensely and at a higher pitch, causing many people playing the same game to shoot themselves in the mouth in order to avoid the disgusting sound. Hundo was given a trophy which he sold to a dying fidget farmer.

Quotes
"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"

"Fist me"