The Schmandlot

The Schmandlot is a baseball park located in a place where no one lives. It is regularly used by Team Dalor as a base of operations when none of the houses are good enough but no one wants to visit the mall or travel far. Dal and Gustavo were navigating the perimeter of the park near Halloween night and saw a clown in the woods (I'm not even joking this actually might've happened for realz); acting fast, they bravely pulled out their weapons and ran like hell to the car which was no longer there because it was hijacked by vegan pirates. The clown cornered them on the bleachers but then confessed that it was a trap. Gustavo shouted, "TRAPS AREN'T GAY" and Dal cut his head off for being an idiot. Dal then decapitated the clown, a trap, and committed seppuku. When Patrick discovered the bodies, he revived Dal and Gustavo because they both had ray gun.