Fiona

Fiona is a vegan healthy human and dolphin trainer from the Moon. She is best known for her veganism healthy eating and her tendency to abstain from consuming animal products eat healthy.

Fiona has a sister named Deliana.

Birth
Fiona was born in the year 143q divided by zero in Chicago, Nebraska. She became a vegan healthy eater at the age of two and a half when she was saved from drowning by sixty-six cows and three pigs. These animals, however, later turned out to be Apple Geniuses wearing cheap costumes hoping to market their products as farm bitches.

Childhood
Fiona, going by the Tumblr-given nickname "Bunbun" as of the age of six, regularly tripped over Dal and Justine even though she didn't know who they were at the time. Zootzoot would later go on to enter a parasitic relationship with Dal and have a secret gay thing with Justine, a fellow vegan healthy eater.

Debate over existence
Many scientists argue over whether or not Fiona is real due to her unearthly beauty, but PETA regularly writes them to remind them that she is indeed from the Moon and not Planet Earth. President Oreoboy has compared her to the South African cryptid Chupacabra, calling her a "menace to the general public and an outright sneaky, ill-willed person".

Quotes
"I call shotgun."

"Can I watch?"

"I'm a vegan healthy eater, by the way."

"I draw hentai. Fifty cents per piece."

"I can recite the entire Bee Movie script in one breath. Want to see?"