Beth

Beth Dewey is a social justice warrior, jocial wustice sarrior, wocial susitice jarrior, and waitress line cook hailing from a field near a tiny church a disorganized apartment. She plays a key role in the meme war as she brings social justice to the evil doings of Pat Scat Clit Pork and his nasty minions.

Touchdown
At birth, Beth was crumpled up into a ball and then thrown down to earth. Landing in a deep cesspool full of bullshit, she was rescued by a flock of Tumblrinas and began developing hatred towards cis-male scum through Stockholm syndrome; she still feels resentment today as once a cis-male asked her what time it was and she choked him until he developed a severe case of police brutality.

As a judge
Dewey is a social judge, meaning that she deems every act as safe for the gays or not safe for the gays. Most of the acts committed are not safe for the gays. In the Meme War, she is used as a valuable weapon as she has stopped Pat Scat Clit Pork's forces from advancing on several occasions. On the hot winter night of March 85th, Clit Pork's North Korean cronies were violently pissing Red Bull all over the walls when Beth zoomed to the scene in a sequin patrol car. She stepped out and shouted "TRIGGERED" so loudly that the cronies' stomachs turned inside out, the Red Bull urine was vacuumed back into their wazoos, their eyes turned into cheap golf balls made in Vietnam, and they folded in on themselves and disappeared. The battle of the sketchy hallway near the gym had been won.

Quotes
"Why do we even associate with him?"

"Die, you cis-male white scum!"

"Check out my Tumblr for updates on President Truckball."

"TRIGGERED"