Patrick

Patrick is a shitty dickhead and diarrhea. He is best known for cursing the squad with Dal, his shitty tan, and triggering weeaboos and feminists. He was born yesterday and is suuuuuuuch a great feminist because he wants everyone to be equal. All lives matter in his eyes. and btw Dalius is not that cool like seriouslym. I FIUCKING HATTTTTE HIM!!!! FUCK

This is a message from God. Dal is cool. He's the coolest. Have a nice day.

This is a message from ya boi Adolf. Dal is lying. Pat is coolest. Peace niggas.

This is a message from Erwin Rommel, the coolest Nazi ever. Dal is the goat and he's a cool guy to hang out with. If you see him in the bar, buy him a goat. Patrick is stupid. Anything he says against this is officially refuted because this message has a forcefield generated by Joe from Gamily Fuy. This conflict has been resolved. I'm outtie 5,000.

Birth
Patrick was born 1,113,469q ago at 1:04AM in a sinkhole in western Kentucky. His mother Hang could not raise him as she could not ever waddle to his crib fast enough to stop his obnoxious laughing. His father was never present as he left 1,113,469q ago at 1:05AM. He thus devoted his entire life to memes and the Giants.

Time Spent in Justine's Bathroom
Patrick began to develop negative feelings towards weeaboos and trannies in Justine's bathroom during the four-year war that took place in the general area. Patrick attempted to assassinate Angela with a nuke but failed in doing so as the toxicity cleared out in a matter of hours. The group suffered massive casualties; Justine lost her middle arm and her upper-middle leg which is located between her four eyes. His hatred towards illegal genders sprouted when a non-binary weeaboo tried to rip off his chin strap. He has since written propaganda in favor of genociding all Tumblr-users. Patrick also developed a foot fetish at this time.

Attempted Suicide
At 13:14APM 3,562BC, Patrick attempted suicide by dragging a rake across his wrists due to the fact that Kiley's pants had a smart lock and did not allow easy access. He was saved by Justine, who appealed to his emo phase by plotting to found an army of velociraptors with the BVB insignia branded on their arms.

Quotes
"The wage gap isn't real."

"Cici, you're shitting on the onions!" Its "CC" you fucking imbecile

"Your mouth."

"Football."

"Let's order pizza."

"I'm a prick."

"[unintelligible monkey noises]"

"Is there anything else I can put into it?"